Un bărbat a fost prins de un polițist în ajunul Anului Nou și l-a adus undeva pentru o muie sexy și o sărbătoare cu futai în cur

It was an ordinary New Year's Eve party, and I was somewhat ********.

I was gonna save the blackout ***** stuff for my own house.

It's about 8.30pm when I decided I should go ahead and go home.

Only problem is, I drove to this party, and I obviously couldn't drive back home,

cause I'm a decent human being that doesn't drive while under the influence.