Fiul vitreg fără sutien cu degetele și futut brut de tatăl vitreg

Hey dad, I was wondering if there's any way I could have a little bit of money to go to

Money doesn't grow on trees.

But dad, all my friends make allowances, and I'm the only one that won't have any money.

You know, maybe you should go outside and play.

It's not healthy to be cooped up in a mall.